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“You Don’t Have Heartburn, Your Boob is in the Ashtray.” – Pain’s Punchline

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The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I’m giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: “You don’t have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray.”

Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.

Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they’re jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her.

A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her.

A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.”

The barman looks her up and down and says, “First off, it’s bartender, not barfender. Second off, it’s martini, not marhini. And third, you don’t have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray.”

via: jokes4us.com

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