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“The Bear Got Himself into This Mess, Let Him Get Himself Out of It” – Pain’s Punchline

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The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I’m giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: “Nothing,” said the hunter husband. “The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”

Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.

Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they’re jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law.

One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone.

Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large bear stood facing her.

The wife cried, “What are we going to do?”

“Nothing,” said the hunter husband. “The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”

source: http://www.jokes4us.com

 

 

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