The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: "You think that's bad" said the other husband, mine had a card stuck to her ass that said "from all the guys at the fire station - we'll miss you"

Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.

Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they're jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

Two women were walking home home from the bar when they had the sudden urge to pee. So, passing a graveyard, they decide to go to answer the call of nature.

Of course they have no toilet paper or tissue, so the first one uses her panties and then throws them away. The other woman spots a ribbon on a wreath and pulls it off and uses that.

The next day, their husbands are talking and one says to the other "you know, we need to follow our wives when they go out, my wife came home last night without her panties".

"You think that's bad" said the other husband, mine had a card stuck to her ass that said "from all the guys at the fire station - we'll miss you"