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“The Man Replied ‘My Wife’s First Husband’” – Pain’s Punchline

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The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I’m giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied… “My wife’s first husband.”

Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.

Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they’re jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied… “My wife’s first husband.”

via: funnyjokes.com

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