The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.

Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they're jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.

The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"

The bum replied, "No."

Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum said, "No."

Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"