“You’ve Been Eating Grass the Past 10 Minutes” – Pain’s Punchline
The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.
Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they're jokes.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"