“Because I Wanna Stay Up Here With You!” – Pain’s Punchline
The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I’m giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: The blonde says, “Because I wanna stay up here with you!”
Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.
Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they’re jokes.
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.
“No!” yells the blonde.
Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.
“For the last time, no!” says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, “Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde says, “Because I wanna stay up here with you!”