Around this time last year, SNL presented a commercial parody centering around Totino’s Pizza Rolls, just in time for the Super Bowl. And it was a nasty piece of business, tearing apart the image of the NFL’s biggest game as a day for men and imprisoning Vanessa Bayer’s indefatigable housewife in the kitchen, where she was simply tasked with warming up more disgusting food. So when SNL aired another Totino’s sketch in last night’s episode, we simply assumed it would be a carbon copy of the first one. Boy, were we wrong.
Most comic book movies are meant to appeal to 12-year-olds. Deadpool is the first one feel like it was actually written by one. Gleefully puerile and deeply immature, it has plenty of what the MPAA calls “adult content,” but no actual content for adults; it’s just non-stop dick jokes (and ball jokes), bloody violence, and fourth wall breaks. In other words, it will be the favorite movie of 2016 of every underage boy who sneaks into it next weekend.
After a video of a then-18-year-old Ted Cruz surfaced on the Internet in which he says his aspirations include staring in "a teenage tit film like Malibu Bikini Beach Shop," a porn production company has extended an offer to the presidential hopeful and Texas senator.
This year's show proves to be the most epic yet down in the Alamo city, featuring bands like Disturbed, the Scorpions, Megadeth and others. We've got the password you need to get tickets before anyone else.
Deadpool hits theaters on Valentine’s Day weekend, offering some wildly violent and profane counter-programming to your typical romantic offerings, though the people at Fox have been doing their best to promote the love story aspect of the film. Two new promos have arrived online, offering a little something for everyone on this special holiday.
You've seen it before: Animals being used to predict winners of various Super Bowls. On the Morning Show, we took a different approach to Super Bowl predicting, by putting two vibrators — each representing one team — head-to-head in a race.
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