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“Yeah, She’s in the Bedroom Bangin’ Her Boyfriend.” – Pain’s Punchline

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The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I’m giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: The little boy replied,”Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”

Take a sec to try and figure it out… then scroll down.

Warning: some jokes may be offensive. Just remember, they’re jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”

Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma’s minister.

The minister said, “Hello, son, is your grandma home?”

The little boy replied,”Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”

via: thedirtyjoke.com

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