the morning after top 10

Ladies, we understand there are times you feel misunderstood by your man. Many times, that misunderstanding can lead to an argument, fight, break-up or worse. However, even though we're fairly simple creatures, men can be misunderstood too. So, to help clear up some of the confusion or misunderstanding, The Morning After has compiled a list of things guys wish women knew.

So I was at the store the other day and saw this elderly lady with an infant. After chatting with her a second, I commented on how nice it must be to spend the day with the grandchild. At that point she turned into a raging (insert bad word). She chewed me up and down like I was a piece of beef jerky. Turns out, this infant wasn't her grandchild, it was her own baby. Look, I'm an old fart, but thi

Last week our top 10 included the things that sound dirty in golf, but aren't. So, sticking with the theme of things that sound dirty, we're shifting gears to Halloween. Here are the top 10 Halloween things that sound dirty, but aren't.

There's nothing like skipping work on a nice fall day to play a round or two of golf. This is the perfect weather for that. The sad thing is that all of my friends are doing it, but I'm stuck at work. Seems every time I log onto Facebook, I'll see a few people comment on their day at the course. Well, that got me thinking about some of the things said in golf that sound dirty. Here are the top 10

Halloween is just around the corner and the streets will be filled with kids on the hunt for candy. While most feel trick or treating should be done by kids only, some adults love doing it too. I've heard a few people mention they love getting dressed up and begging for candy more than a romp in the sack. So, that got me thinking, what makes that better than a roll in the hay? Here are the top 10

As a morning show guy, I have to wake up super early to attempt to entertain you all. Well, a major part of my morning ritual is visiting the coffee pot. There are times I go through 2 pots of coffee on a given morning. Yes, I said pots, not cups. Well, it finally dawned on me that I drink way too much coffee. So, I put together a little list of signs that you drink too much coffee.

As previously mentioned, women rule the world...we all know it. However, like our trusty dog, many men are best friends with their handguns. There are pros and cons to all relationships, be it women, dogs or guns. So, that brings us to the latest top 10 - The Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women

There isn't a man on the planet that hasn't heard one of the many cliche' rejections women use to avoid dating a guy. Not that men haven't used bogus, or cliche', lines to get out of a date. Just saying that women seem to have an easier time tossing these bad boys out at us guys. The worst part is that we all know there's a completely different meaning that what the actual words indicate. So, here

I think we can all agree that if 'mama' ain't happy, then no one is happy. It's easy to keep the woman in your life, all you have to do is follow the rules. Step out of line in the slightest way and she'll be ticked for weeks. We don't have to understand why they're crazy, we just have to understand what it takes to keep them from 'going off'. We typically serve up the top 10, but since these rule

You know, Texas is a very unique state. From our BBQ to weather to high school football, we have many things that really sets us apart from all other states. Those that live here (for the most part) are super proud of being a Texans. Here are the Top 10 Ways You Know You're From Texas.

Now that Duck Dynasty has kicked off a new season, I've been in full-on redneck mode. So, why not focus this round of the top 10 on rednecks, right? Here are the Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say.

Last week's Top 10 was about benefits of growing old. Apparently I'm having a subconscious issue with old-age because this week's Top 10 is "Signs You're Growing Old". Someone get my walker.