Contact Us
Make My Homepage

Rules for Men to Abide by to Make Living With a Woman Successful – The Morning After Top 10

iStockphoto

I think we can all agree that if ‘mama’ ain’t happy, then no one is happy. It’s easy to keep the woman in your life, all you have to do is follow the rules. Step out of line in the slightest way and she’ll be ticked for weeks. We don’t have to understand why they’re crazy, we just have to understand what it takes to keep them from ‘going off’.

We typically serve up the top 10, but since these rules deal with women, then we need more than just 10.

So, here are the Top 15 Rules for Men to Abide by to Make Living With a Woman Successful.

For example:

  • Never tape any of her body parts together
  • The correct answer to “Do I look fat?” is never, ever “Yes.”
  • None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed

Listen to the entire Top 10 here:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

Check Out Last Week's Top 10

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://keyj.com using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for ROCKAHOLICS quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive ROCKAHOLICS contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.