Now that Duck Dynasty has kicked off a new season, I've been in full-on redneck mode. So, why not focus this round of the top 10 on rednecks, right?

Here are the Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say.

For example:

  • I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
  • Duct tape won't fix that.
  • We don't keep firearms in this house.

Listen to the entire Top 10 here: