Last week's Top 10 was about benefits of growing old. Apparently I'm having a subconscious issue with old-age because this week's Top 10 is "Signs You're Growing Old".

Someone get my walker.

For example:

  • Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
  • Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
  • You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

Listen to the entire Top 10 here: