Signs You’re Growing Old – The Morning After Top 10
Last week's Top 10 was about benefits of growing old. Apparently I'm having a subconscious issue with old-age because this week's Top 10 is "Signs You're Growing Old".
Someone get my walker.
- Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
- Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.