So I was at the store the other day and saw this elderly lady with an infant. After chatting with her a second, I commented on how nice it must be to spend the day with the grandchild. At that point she turned into a raging (insert bad word). She chewed me up and down like I was a piece of beef jerky. Turns out, this infant wasn't her grandchild, it was her own baby. Look, I'm an old fart, but this gal had to be pushing 80, or at least she looked like it.

So, that brings us to our latest top 10. Here are the top 10 signs you're too old to be a mom.

For example:

  • You’re already buying diapers for yourself.
  • There’s no room for a crib in your nursing home.
  • You can’t remember where you put your glasses, or the baby.

Yes, I understand I should have actually worded my top 10 as signs you're too old to have a baby (not be a mom). You understand what I'm saying, right?

Listen to the entire Top 10 here: