There's nothing like skipping work on a nice fall day to play a round or two of golf. This is the perfect weather for that. The sad thing is that all of my friends are doing it, but I'm stuck at work. Seems every time I log onto Facebook, I'll see a few people comment on their day at the course. Well, that got me thinking about some of the things said in golf that sound dirty.

Here are the top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't.

For example:

  • After 18 holes I can barely walk.
  • Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
  • Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

Listen to the entire Top 10 here:

That reminds me of a blog Chaz did a while back about sports terms that sound dirty, but aren't. They're damn funny.