Are Your Co-Workers Naughty or Nice? Here’s How To Find Out
How well do you actually know your co-workers? Are they the type that would steal the food out of the kitchen? Do they not replace the toilet paper in the bathroom? Maybe they are the nicest person on the planet? Only Santa knows. And now there is a way for you to know if your co-worker is naughty, or nice this Christmas.
Thanks to the folks over at The North Pole Government Bureau Of Christmas Affairs, you can now find out if the person you work with is some jackhole who leads a double life as an evil elf, or is as cool as the other side of the pillow.
This is especially helpful in figuring out whether you need to get them something cool for Christmas, or a sack of coal.
Just simply hop on their site, then put the first name of your co-worker, friend, or family and it will automatically generate whether they are naughty or nice.
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I submitted my co-workers' names and got some pretty surprising results as only 3 of them were naughty and the rest were nice. I'm not sure I'm buying this.
Rudy is apparently nice. This one is not so surprising as Rudy is one of the nicest dudes on the planet and he does a lot for our community. However, he will talk your ear off. lol Love ya, Rudy!
Chris came up with "nice". I don't know about this one. I mean, he is a nice dude, but I have known him a long time and know a lot of dark secrets. He's also a KISS fan and we all know those guys are a bunch of naughty dudes. Fake news!
Well, the picture he sent me to use for this article certainly doesn't match the results. Trace, or Coach as we call him, apparently is nice. But as you can you see in the picture he is definitely "mean mugging".
Michelle came up as "nice", however, I know some of her friends and they have told me a ton of juicy gossip that might say otherwise. lol Seriously though, Michelle is a very nice person and would do pretty much anything for anyone.
Just look at that picture. Ronnie looks like he would put a "hit" out on someone. But alas, Ronnie is on the nice list. I know that years ago, all Ronnie would do was horse around all the time. I mean he worked with horses. Sometimes he talks to me like I'm a horse which I don't think is very nice. I don't know if Santa got this one right. Sorry, Ronnie.
Uh oh. Looks like Brad is on the naughty list. Years ago, Brad and I were direct competitors as he was on a rival radio station. That probably has everything to do with being on the naughty list. That and the fact that Brad enjoys finding ant hills and stomping on them. Wow, bro. What did the ants do to you?
It's no surprise that Ben ended up on the naughty list. But, since he is our engineer and keeps us on the air, I amended his results and put him on the "nice" list. Plus I think I owe him a bottle of whiskey or something.
Jana ended up on the "naughty" list this year. Sure she's nice to all of the listeners that come up and pick up prizes but what people don't see is all the yelling she does at us. I saw her pick up Rudy one time and body slam him. Now Rudy only has one arm. Wow.
I know this is not a shock, but I am indeed on the "nice" list this year. Honestly, If I were any nicer, I might actually be Santa. I mean, I know I'm big enough to be Santa.
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So, that's a look at who I'm dealing with on a daily basis at Townsquare Media Abilene. Frankly, I should probably get hazard pay. I'm just saying.
Don't forget to head over to The North Pole Government Bureau Of Christmas Affairs website to do some dirt diggin' on your co-workers.