Abilene, get ready to throw the horns up at Heff's Burger Bar in the Mall of Abilene for the 420 Lockdown featuring Lockjaw and Abilene's own Negative 263.
Amarillo has a problem, and that problem is "The Polk Street Wanker".
***Careful, this is just as naughty as you think it might be***
Apparently, there is a man who has a VERY specific "thing". Apparently, residents say his "thing" is to drive down Polk Street in Amarillo with his sunroof open while aggressively playing with his wiener (and by playing, I mean beating