Zombie Testing Now Available in Abilene
It seems there has been a Zombie outbreak across the nation, thanks to the new synthetic drug known as 'Bath Salts'. From Southern California over to Maryland and down to Florida, people are eating other people (and family pets) after ingesting this new drug. Abilene now has a facility that can test for Bath Salts.
There are less aggressive side effects of ingesting bath salts than just turning in to a zombie and eating your friends. Bath Salts can cause chest pains, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, agitation, hallucinations, extreme paranoia and delusions.
At this time, the only facility in Abilene that has access to the specialty urine test for Bath Salts is Any Lab Test Now and the cost is $99.
Any Lab Test Now is located at 3351 Turner Plaza, Suite 108, Abilene Texas 79606.
For more information, call 325-691-7256.
Even in the midst of joking about Zombies, we do not condone or promote drug use.