bath salts

We've all heard the jokes about bath salts turning people into zombies, but the U.S. Navy wants you to know bath salts are no joking matter.

It seems there has been a Zombie outbreak across the nation, thanks to the new synthetic drug known as 'Bath Salts'. From Southern California over to Maryland and down to Florida, people are eating other people (and family pets) after ingesting this new drug. Abilene now has a facility that can test for Bath Salts.

We're usually pretty drag-assy around Wednesdays (don't tell me that you aren't too). Anyways, that has nothing to do with the fact that there are some fine funny bits after the jump.