Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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New Egypt Central "Kick Ass" Redone as "Kick Off" For Football [VIDEO]
Egypt Central has released a “gridiron mix” version of its song “Kick Ass,” now retitled “Kick Off,” which is getting played at home games of the Philadelphia Eagles, Kansas City Chiefs and Dallas Cowboys. The Baltimore Ravens also picked the tune to be their official kick-off song this season, with the band performing at the team’s annual “Countdown To Kick Off” party in Baltimore last week.
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I knew that when they dumped Charlie Sheen and got Ashton Kutcher on the show that they would have to recut the opening. Most of the time a show will just edit the old character out and move on. However we all know that the Men intro is just the 3 guys so what do they do?
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Amy Lee Is Such A Tease [VIDEO]
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So I found the latest Manson video. He says that he chose Shia Lebouf from the Transformers movies after he saw a video Shia directed for Kid Cudi. After watching this video though I think Shia needs to learn how to focus a camera. I understand that a blurry picture can be used artistically sometimes but when your eyes start to cross it’s overused.