Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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ESPN is Streaming Staind’s Full New Album [VIDEO] [AUDIO]
I guess sports aren’t enough for ESPN anymore. They’ve seemingly decided to take on the music biz too.
Dream Theater Almost Released A Prophetic CD Cover [PIC]
Back on September 11, 2001, Dream Theater released their latest cd called “Live Scenes From New York.” Later that same morning they yanked the cd right back off the shelves so they could release it again a little while later. Why did they yank it so quick after going on sale? Because th
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Stephen Colbert Isn’t the Only Funny One on His Show [PIC] [VIDEO]
I was watching the “Colbert Report” like I usually do every night. Maybe that’s why getting up so damn early sucks so bad. I guess if you don’t turn off the TV until 11, getting up as early as I do is always gonna suck. Anyway, I was randomly reading some of the names of the donors to his super pac that he runs at the bottom of the screen and saw these two try to slip by.
Jane’s Addiction- A Short Retrospective [VIDEO]
If you are as big of a Jane’s Addiction fan then you probably know all of this. It’s simply a short retrospective of their career. Starting in 1988 with “Nothing’s Shocking” and proceeding until today, you can catch a short 2 minute history of their career. If you’ve never seen them li
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Culo! Butt That’s A Good Thing [VIDEO]
You may or may not like the song, butt the video that goes along is rather nice. It’s a promo video for an artist named Mazzucco. I’m going to assume he’s European or at least latin because he has a serious butt fetish. That’s what this video is all about. Butt that’s a good thi
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Temple Of The Dog Reunite at PJ20 & Eddie Vedder Reveals New Solo Track [VIDEO]
Since Temple Of The Dog consisted of Jeff Ament, Stone Gossard, Chris Cornell, Matt Cameron, Mike McReady and Eddie Vedder, it would only make sense that they reunite at the PJ20 Festival. All but Chris are now active PJ members since Matt joined them
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Hear Part of John 5′s Instrumental Version of Michael Jackson’s "Beat It" [AUDIO] [VIDEO]
John 5 is one of those amazing guitarists that can basically make their guitar do anything they want. I guess that’s why he’s so in demand. He’s played with or for Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Lita Ford, KD Lang, Rob Halford in 2wo, David Lee Roth and even Jimi Hendrix posthumously. So when he gets some free time, which is rare, he like to put out solo guitar albums.
Jack White Please Stop! Insane Clown Posse Meets Mozart? [VIDEO]
This is absolutely the worst idea I have ever heard. And I don’t mean that just because I think the concept is stupid. That concept comes to us from the guy some people believe to be a musical genius. For everyone who has ever said that about Mr. White please publicly proclaim your idiocy immediately. What exactly is the offending concept of which I speak? Jack White has produced a new single, whi
Check Out Staind’s Trippy Video For "Not Again" [VIDEO]
Loudwire.com posted the brand new video yesterday for Staind’s single “Not Again.” Earlier we did a story on the Rock News about how this whole new album was recorded in separate places at different times. Each of the guys went to their own home studio and recorded their parts far away from the other guys. I think the dire
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Pop Evil’s Full Video For "In The Big House" [VIDEO]
The other day we posted the amended version of Pop Evil’s ode to the college gridiron. They wrote this song for the Michigan Wolverines in hopes that they would use it as their football team’s fight song. So here’s my question to you. First think of your favorite team, then (replacing all the mentions of the Michigan team with your own) would this make a good fight song for your school?
Even Army Vehicles Can’t Handle This Much Water [VIDEO]
Hurricane Irene has flooded much of the east coast, but that doesn’t stop the American military from trying to reach people in need. Sometimes it should at least make them consider another route though. In Manville, New Jersey 2 army trucks attempt to forge a flooded street. Deep
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The Foo Fighters Have Some "Hot Buns" & They Want You to See Them [VIDEO]
*CAUTION! THERE IS NAKED MAN-ASS IN THIS VIDEO! IF THAT OFFENDS YOU THEN KINDLY TAKE OFF TO A DIFFERENT PAGE OF OUR WEBSITE. MAYBE ONE WITH NAKED WOMEN INSTEAD. THANK YOU.*