Your True Crime Companion for Tuesday February 25, 2019

OK, you can use this handy companion to follow along with today’s True Crime Report. Many of our stories have photos, videos and other media so, even if you don’t have a computer handy during the report you can come and check it out whenever you have time.

• Man With No Arms Stabs his Dad.

He did it by…no kidding…holding scissors with his toes. That’s strange. He looks armless enough.

• A Guy Carrying a truck-full of Weed Gets Pulled Over…for going 30 miles BELOW the Speed Limit!

(We don’t have video of this arrest but here’s what amounts to a re-enactment done 20 years ago.)

• A Woman Called the Cops After a Dealer Sold her “Cocaine” That Turned Out to be Brown Sugar.

(Is…is there some kind of cocaine that looks like brown sugar? Or, is there some kind of brown sugar that looks like cocaine??)

• A Cop is in Trouble After a Couple he Arrested had Sex in the Back of his Patrol Car .

(That’s a photo from the interior dash-cam of the couple cuddling and kissing which Officer Doug McNeal, appearantly, didn’t have a problem with. He’s in trouble, though, because once they arrived at the county jail Officer McNeal left them unguarded and that’s when they began “gratifying each other sexually”. So it’s not like he condoned what they were doing.)

Here’s their mugshots:

She looks very, very sad but for some reason he looks…less sad? Her mugshot seems to say, “What have I allowed my life to become?” while his says, “Yeah, buddy!”