Ted Cruz Offered $1 Million To Star in Porn
After a video of a then-18-year-old Ted Cruz surfaced on the Internet in which he says his aspirations include staring in "a teenage tit film like Malibu Bikini Beach Shop," a porn production company has extended an offer to the presidential hopeful and Texas senator.
In a letter acquired by TMZ, Vivid Entertainment founder Steven Hirsch writes, "I saw the video you made years ago talking about your future aspirations. I noticed one goal was to be a porn star and I want to give you the chance to do just that."
In exchange for Cruz performing in the movie, Hirsch offers to donate $1 million to the Super Pac of his choice. Hirsch even suggests a title for the film: Cruizin' for Bush.
In the unlikely event Cruz should actually accept, here's some other possibilities:
- Iowa Cock-Us
- Commander in Briefs
- Teddy's Teddies.
- Giving Ted
- The Oral Office
- Ted's Bed
- Bedding Ted
- The Washington Mount-ument
- Electoral Throats
- Running Mates
- The Breast Wing
- Air Force Bum
- State of the Poonion