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Meet Carrina and Machete, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. Not that these cost anything, it’s just an expression. Carrina is into World War II history, house destruction parties and hates boys that can’t fix things. Machete likes to tell perverted jokes, can’t live without Oreos and loves crafting like a crack head.
Introducing Rambo, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without a fresh pair of vans, fantasizes about sex on a water slide and loves anything tiny. That’s fantastic news for almost every guy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t think you’re “too tiny.”
Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs, is into a good cuddle and spends most of her free time exploring her own body. If she asked us to help out we’d gladly lend a hand.
Meet BelleBane and Bounty, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. BelleBane is into time travel and cute panties and loves being a MILF. Bounty hates a person on a power trip, loves a good back rub and spends way too much time working. Let’s hope we can pull these two ladies apart. On second thought, let’s hope we get stuck in the middle while trying to pull these ladies apart.
Meet Georjah, a SuicideGirl who loves a dirty talker, can’t narrow down her favorite sexual position, loves Marilyn Manson and prefers reality over fantasy. We prefer fantasy because that’s the only place we’d have a chance with a girl as fine as Georjah.
Meet Stigmata, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that when she goes out, anything can happen. Stigmata says kittens, puppies and eating yummy things makes her happy. Well, Stigmata, we find you to be quite yummy.
Meet Lass, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from the United Kingdom who says getting five hours of sleep a night and cute underwear make her happy. Lass says she spends most of her free time reading, drinking and dancing. We’d love to take this British babe out on the town!
Meet Aymel, a 23-year-old SuicideGirl who is a tattoo artist and enjoys sunny days, sleeping, sushi and bizarre luxury. Her hobbies include shopping, swimming, drawing and walking with her doggy.
Meet July, a 25-year-old SuicideGirl from New York who lists her occupation as a professional wanderer and stripper and says her hobbies include selling panties and gardening. July says her vices include candy and kissing. We’d love to add help this hottie keep at least one of those ‘bad’ habits busy!
Meet Plymne, a 19-year-old French SuicideGirl who says she’s happy when the sun is up and that she’s not into people. This belle fille says loneliness makes her sad. We’re more than willing to help you ward off loneliness, Plymne!
Meet Murphie, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that her hobbies include all things good and that unhappiness makes her, well, unhappy.
Meet Moxi, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl from California who enjoys tall people and conserving electricity and says her hobbies include tearing up t-shirts and reading.