Can You Guess a Porn Star or Politician By Name Alone?
Everyone knows that one person with a really unfortunate name — Dick Swetts, Jack Goffs, and Matt Sterbates of the world are automatically the butt of endless jokes.
Smash Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
Amy Marie — Babe of the Day
Meet Amy Marie, a 26-year-old from Baltimore, Maryland. Think she’s a Ravens fan? Yeah, we don’t care either.
And the Babe of the Week is…Carolina Spidel
It’s time once again to crown a Babe of the Week, and this week, we’ve got Carolina on our mind…and our screensavers.
Mary Alejo — Babe of the Day
Meet Mary – a 29-year-old stylist and model living in Miami Beach where it is very, very hot. See? Poor girl is sweating in the water.
Janette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Janette, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl and burlesque performer from Italy with the hottest leg tattoo we have ever, ever seen.
Who’s Your First Pick in the Fantasy Football Girlfriend Draft?
You thought of a clever team name (the RumHams). You picked your squad. You’ve got your lineup set for Sunday. You’ve killed a yack as a symbol of something something to the sports gods. You are officially ready for football season…Almost.
Vote For Babe of the Week — Leanna, Zilda, Brandi Nicole, Lindsay, Jeska, Melissa, and Mel…
Labor day may have shortened the work week, but there’s no shortage of hot babes in this week’s poll, so we need your help. Who will be GuySpeed’s next Babe of the Week?
Danette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.
These Optical Illusions are Definitely Worth Another Look
Optical illusions are defined as “visually perceived images that differ from objective reality.” Basically, your mind is playing tricks on your eyeballs. Or vice versa. How the hell should we know, we’re not doctors. We had to look up optical illusion in a…
Katie Sue — Babe of the Day
Katie Sue is a 25-year-old living the good life in the Hamptons.
Brandi Nicole Hofmeister — Babe of the Day
Brandi Nicole is a 26-year-old model from Indianapolis, Indiana.