Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
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Darryl Droppings — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Darryl Droppings, "The Pied Piper of Flying Rats"
Location: Washington Square Park, Manhattan
Occupation: Professional spectacle.
Hobbies: Making new friends and "sending messages to them." (Unfortunately, these birds are not trained to deliver messages, so all correspondence has gone unanswered thus far...
RJen Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Usually, when we get our Suicide Girl of the Day sent to us, we get pictures of a sexy babe, and her profile. This morning we only got the pics, so we used our imagination. Introducing: RJen Suicide.
Check Out These Politician’s Quotes Turned Into Yelp Reviews
Politicians work really hard, and can work up quite an appetite! Since it's rare that they find time to sit down and review their culinary experiences on Yelp!, we thought we'd help them out. Check out these weird pictures of politicians eating, with some real quotes (in bold) that we turned into Yelp! reviews.
Have You Seen How Hot the Girl from ‘The Ring’ is Now?
You probably remember Daveigh Chase from her incredibly creepy role as Samara in 'The Ring.'
Dating The Undead: Our 10-Step Guide to Bagging a Zombie Babe
'Walking Dead' is back, and we're stoked! Because we're dudes, we spend a lot of time thinking about zombie babes -- You too? Here's our quick, 10-step guide to dating the undead.
Watch This Weatherman Get a Green Screen Boner
This weatherman thinks he's just reporting on Tropical Storm John, and seems to be oblivious to his growing tropical storm boner.
The BakeN’Bra Brothers — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: The BakeN'Bra Brothers
Location: Traveling show.
Occupations: Performance artists/artisan bakers/babysitters-for-hire.
Hobbies: Playing human double dutch, eatin' their veggies and being supportive.
5 Things They Can’t Live Without: Art, carbohydrates, balance, good breast support, and each other...
10 Pics To Help You Plan a WTF Vacation
Hey friend, you're looking a bit tired. Seems like you could use a break. As the weather cools, our minds turn to vacations. Puzzled about what kind of vacation you'd like to go on? We've got some tips to help you plan a WTF vacation you'll never, ever forget.
Chilly Billy — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Chilly Billy
Location: Baltimore, MD
Occupation: Guest Services at Best Western.
Hobbies: I mean, it's pretty obvious. Not much time for anything else.
6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Ploppy, Sweepy, Cuddles, Tristan, Sorbet and Creamy (His 6 favorites...
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nana Necktats
Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY
Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).
Hobbies: Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots...
Considering a Tattoo? WTF, Why Not, We’ll Help
A tattoo should really be an expression of something you're passionate about. Need a few pointers before picking your ink? No worries, we're pretty good at this sort of thing.
The Air Sex World Championships Are Here!
It's almost here! The event we've been waiting for, even though we only found out about it ten minutes ago!