Check Out These Politician’s Quotes Turned Into Yelp Reviews
Politicians work really hard, and can work up quite an appetite! Since it’s rare that they find time to sit down and review their culinary experiences on Yelp!, we thought we’d help them out. Check out these weird pictures of politicians eating, with some real quotes (in bold) that we turned into Yelp! reviews.
“I wanted to take the time to write about the excellent corn dog I had at the Madison County Fair this weekend, but before we get started, let’s all say ‘Happy Birthday’ to Elvis Presley today.” –Michelle Bachman.
“Plates were very, very small. I’ve left several Yelp reviews suggesting larger plates for sandwiches, but like it says in the title of my autobiography, ‘If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Abolish it.” – Kevin Livingstone, First Elected Mayor of London.
“Now that we’re on dog pee, we can have an interesting conversation about that. I do not recommend drinking urine…but if you drink water straight from the river, you have a greater chance of getting an infection than you do if you drink urine. Anyway, the Keene Pumpkin Pie Festival had very good pie.” – Howard Dean
“The corn dogs at the Minnesota State Fair were delicious and HUGE! They were almost like swords! I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel.” – John Kerry, former Democratic Presidential Candidate and U.S. Senator
“It’s 1925, so I assumed good service was dead, but the Duchy of Cornwall Oyster Farm in Truro really proved me wrong. The Mayor of Falmouth himself delivered my oysters, straight from the bay. It did become a bit uncomfortable when he attempted to feed me, but if you’ve ever been to ‘Texas De Brazil’ you know that this sort of attentiveness seems to be all the rage.” – Admiral Sir Edward Charlton, KCB
“As I told the London Guardian, “Eating isn’t cheating,” but In-N-Out Burger is so good, that it feels like it. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’ll be back!” – Arnold Schwarzenegger, California
“It’s no fun to protest on an empty stomach, so David Cameron and I took a break and visited this local artisinal sausage eatery. Quaint establishment, but very cold gatorade. “ –Mayor Bloomberg
“After a long battle with cigarettes, I finally kicked the habit about 6 months ago. I was delighted to find out that the secret ingredient in the breading at Tanya’s Chicken Shack is jelly beans. As I’ve said before, all great change in America begins at the dinner table. Thank you, Tanya.” -Ronald Reagan, former POTUS
“Pat’s King of Steaks was our first stop in Philadelphia, because there’s a new trendy dish being served called the ‘Philly Cheesesteak.’ My wife Michelle and I kind of went on a bender, eating them for breakfast some mornings. It’s been a great ride. But I know how quickly these fads can pass. You all remember the pet rock, the mood ring, Howard Dean. Soon the cheesesteak will be just like Crystal Pepsi.” -Barack Obama, POTUS.
“We didn’t expect much from the Civil Defense Emergency Cooking Exhibition, but the cookies were something else! Mr. Salmon will be leaving a separate review about the sausages, as I am a vegan.” – 1959 Lord Mayor of London, Sir Harold Gillett and Mr Salmon, Deputy Chairman of the London County Council.