Darryl Droppings — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Darryl Droppings, “The Pied Piper of Flying Rats”
Location: Washington Square Park, Manhattan
Occupation: Professional spectacle.
Hobbies: Making new friends and “sending messages to them.” (Unfortunately, these birds are not trained to deliver messages, so all correspondence has gone unanswered thus far.)
5 Things He Can’t Live Without: A bag of stale bread, wet naps, and his trusty bandana is all this dude really needs to get by.
Skills: “Training pigeons” (yelling at them), stain-removal, advanced origami.
His Motto: “A bird in the hand is worth several dozen all over my entire body, but I’ll take either.”
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