Abilene Resident Looking for Piece of a Wedding Cake on Craigslist

Instead of actually doing my job, I was jackin' around on Craigslist today and came across a few odd items. The first was someone from Clyde selling an interactive R2D2 robot, just like the one Chaz has. That person even mentioned that it's just like the one from my morning show.

Then I came across a person looking for a piece of a wedding cake.

Apparently this person needs it for a 'quest'. I'm assuming it's a scavenger hunt item. I love Craigslist because you never know what you'll find on there.

The funniest part of this post is that the person refers to himself as "His Honorable Eggrole".

So, if you have a piece of a wedding cake. Help this guy out, please.