Where to Buy a Bacon & Eggs iPhone 5 Cover Just Like Tool’s Maynard J. Keenan’s

Earlier this month, Maynard Keenan posted a photo on Puscifer's Instagram showing his brand-spankin'-new sleeve tattoo. Those that payed attention to these things probably noticed Maynard's feisty fried-egg and bacon iPhone cover, and thought to themselves: "Wow, I wish I could be cool like Maynard and have a fried-egg and bacon iPhone cover!"

Well, you can! After exhaustive research and personal expense, I have found the very cover that Maynard's phone sports in that photo.

Snatch one up for your very own from Amazon, and wait for the look on Maynard's face when he sees you in the crowd at a(n) [insert Tool/Puscifer/A Perfect Circle here] show, taking photos with what appears to be HIS iPhone! WIN!