Holiday Package Theft: Tips For Keeping Deliveries Safe In Texas

It’s that magical time of year in Texas when the lights go up, the tamales start rolling, and… the porch pirates crawl out of their sad little hidey-holes like dollar-store Grinches.

Porch Pirates Are Back in Texas — And They’re Stealing Christmas

Yep, they’re back. And just like every year, these lazy criminals are cruising neighborhoods looking for easy pickings as holiday packages start stacking up on front porches across the Lone Star State.

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And before you think it only happens in big cities, nope. Abilene’s already dealing with it. The Abilene Police Department just shared a fresh porch pirate video, and let me tell you, this clown wasn’t even subtle.

You could be next. Contact Abilene Crime Stoppers if you recognize this porch pirate at 676-TIPS (8477).

Texas Porch Pirates Are Getting Bold

Every year, package theft spikes hard between November and January. And it’s not because these jokers suddenly discover the spirit of giving; they just know FedEx, UPS, and Amazon are dropping off half the state’s Christmas lists by the minute. Thieves pay attention. They watch neighborhoods. They cruise slowly. They strike when they think you’re not home.

It’s absolutely infuriating because you work hard for your money, and these people steal like they’re browsing the clearance rack at Target.

How to Keep Your Packages Safe in Abilene (And Beyond)

A few easy steps can save you a ton of headaches:
Use Amazon lockers or in-store pickups when possible.
Get deliveries sent to work if your boss isn’t a total Scrooge.
Install a doorbell cam — these pirates hate being caught in 1080p.
Ask a neighbor to grab your stuff if you’re out.
Track your packages so they’re not sitting outside long.

And if you do get hit, don’t just rant on Facebook, report it. Call APD, and if you recognize the porch pirate in their video, Crime Stoppers is standing by at 676-TIPS (8477).

Let’s shut these grinches down and keep Christmas merry in Texas.