In this new video, McCauley Culkin reprises a very dark version of his character from Home Alone. Kevin is now an unhappy adult who is filling in driving for Uber because his wife "did too much coke last night and didn't feel like it."

Kevin obviously has some deep emotional scars from his ordeal of being left ... well ... home alone. On the bright side, McCauley Culkin looks much healthier than he did a few years ago when The Enquirer said he only had a few months to live.

Good for you, McCauley. And, Happy New Year ya filthy animal!