Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Film Crew Robbed While Shooting Video on Houston Pride
A film crew was robbed at gunpoint on Wednesday while shooting a video about Houston pride.
Matthew McConaughey’s Brother Names Son Miller Lyte; Gets Year of Free Beer
Matthew McConaughey's brother, Michael "Rooster" McConaughey, has been awarded a year's supply of free beer after it came out that he named his son Miller Lyte.
Guns Now Allowed At Houston Zoo
Patrons of the Houston Zoo are now free to pack heat while gazing at the gorillas or petting the goats in the children's petting zoo.
Billboard Mocking Kim Davis Erected in Her Hometown
The Kentucky clerk who was jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples in Rowan County, was welcomed home by a billboard supporting gay marriage in her town.
Texas Woman Dies After Eating Tainted Cucumber
A salmonella outbreak linked to contaminated cucumbers imported from Mexico by a California company is being blamed for the death of a Texas woman.
Captain Crunch Passes Deez Nuts in Presidential Poll
It appears that Deez Nuts has met his match, as Captain Crunch surged ahead of him in a recent presidential poll.
Portrait of Bill Cosby, Made Entirely in Rapeseed, Pulled From Fair
A portrait of Bill Cosby, made entirely of rapeseed, has been pulled from the Minnesota State Fair.
Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Ruining His Life
A Mexican man claims to have the world's largest penis, measuring in at nearly 19 inches long, and says his large package is ruining his life.
Multimillionaire Accused Of Peeing on Candy At Texas CVS
Millionaire NYC real estate heir Robert Durst, who was acquitted in the murder of a Galveston man in 2001, is accused of urinating on the candy rack and counter at a Houston CVS.
Why You Should Stop Using Spray Sunscreen on Your Kids Right Now
An ongoing investigation by the Food and Drug Administration has prompted Consumer Reports to urge parents not to use spray-on sunscreen on or near children.
Saturday is National Pecan Pie Day + Pecan Pie Vending Machines Are a Thing
In honor of National Pecan Pie Day on Saturday, we present the pecan pie vending machine.