Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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New Korn Could be a Dub Step Record? [AUDIO]
Remember that new ep Korn was working on that turned into a full length record? Well rumor has it that they took that concept and expanded it into the whole thing.
Hurricanes Make People Stupid & We Have the Videos to Prove It [VIDEO]
As many of you already know, Hurricane Irene hit the east coast and turned people into absolute morons. As is usually the case, their stupidity is our win for comedy! Here I present to you three of the dumber videos I have found so far and a link to another one
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I Feel Bad for Def Leppard [VIDEO]
Def Leppard was definitely the band for a few years in the 80′s. I mean anybody who was three or older when Hysteria hit knows every damn word to at least five of the songs from that album alone. And the Lep have been huge since the 70′s! So when I saw this video of a recent tour stop I felt really bad for them.
Seether Takes on the "Baseball Tonight" Theme Song for ESPN’s Battle of the Bands [AUDIO/VIDEO]
Seether, along with many other bands, are taking their swing at the “Baseball Tonight” theme song. Some of the other bands taking a shot at the battle include Staind, Tom Morello and Zakk Wylde. Staind already got knocked out by Barker, and now it’s Seether’s shot with him. Hear their version her
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Breaking Benjamin’s Record Label Releases Unofficial Video for Revamped "Blow Me Away" [VIDEO]
The newest version of Breaking Benjamin’s “Blow Me Away,” the disavowed version that is, has a video. It seems that even after all of Ben’s protests and complaints, they just don’t give a damn. This is the version that Aaron and Mark, guitarist and bassist respectively, remixed with the record label, but not Ben’s permission. For those who don’t know, Ben Burn
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Alice Cooper Gets Ke$ha to Sing On "What Baby Wants" [AUDIO]
Alice Cooper has lined up some interesting choices for his latest album including Vince Gill doing a guitar solo, and Ke$ha trading lyrics with Alice on “What Baby Wants.” I’ve never been the biggest Alice fan and to be honest this song sounds a little cheesy to me. Adding Ke$ha to
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New Pop Evil Track "In The Big House" Written For The Michigan Wolverines [VIDEO]
Pop Evil are from Michigan and are therefore hardcore Wolverine’s fans. So what would a band do to show their support? Write the football team a fight song of course! Guitarist Tony Greve said, “We wrote this to pay tribute to the team. Hopefully
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This Is Why Firefighters Are Badass! [VIDEO]
There was a car on fire in LA on the 19th. So of course the firefighters were there to put it out. But as soon as the guy in the video gets up to the car to spray it down something under the hood, probably the battery, explodes. And the firefighter
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Texas Wants You to Vote on the New License Plate Designs [PICS]
The Texas Department of Motor Vehicles has invited Texans to share their opinion on proposed specialty license plate designs. The e-View is open for public comment until 5 p.m. Monday the 29th.
Go to their website and click the license plate design link, or just click here
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Awesome Criminal Of The Day, Man In Dress With Panties On His Head Robs A Dallas Gas Station [VIDEO]
A Man robbed an Exxon in Dallas with an awesome disguise. According to Dallas police “the suspect is seen entering the store wearing what appears to be a black and white flower dress with white boots. His face is also covered with what appears to be undergarments.”
Concerning the Recent Stage Collapses, Maybe This Teenager is the Only One With a Brain [VIDEO]
A video blog by a teenager might just have the right idea. He doesn’t have many ideas. He doesn’t even know if he has the facts right. But all of that is inconsequential because he has the right idea at least.
Another Outdoor Stage Collapsed, This Time In Belgium [VIDEO]
This is the fourth time this summer that a stage at an outdoor festival has collapsed in bad weather. How long is it going to be before people realize that when you’re outdoors sometimes weather happens?