March 5, 2013 The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied… “My wife’s first husband.”
One of Coachella's biggest draws this year is the reunion of the indie outfit Postal Service, which features the synth-led sounds of Jimmy Tamborello paired with Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard's vocals. But according to a new Funny or Die video, there were actually several recognizable rockers that tried out for the job before Gibbard was selected.
The ability to shoot video on anything -- smart phones, wristwatches and specially marked cans of Mr. Pibb -- has brought a litany of otherwise unseeable sports moments to the world.
March 5, 2013 It seems we can't turn our heads without another mashup rearing its ugly head. Some are masterpieces, some of disturbing...and some are a combination of the two. This mashup of Nine Inch Nails and Carly Rae Jepsen is an example of a mashup that is the perfect blend of disturbing, creative and funny.
March 5, 2013 The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"
March 4, 2013 What are the Independent Spirit Awards? In short, awards for independent filmmakers. Well, in this 'Bad Lip Reading', the creative geniuses behind the hilarious franchise tackle the nominees for 'Best Screenplay'.
To be fair, we can't say schadenfreude, but that doesn't mean we aren't having a good chuckle at these Germans struggling with the word "squirrel."
As if we didn't already love Taylor Swift enough, this remix of her 'I Knew You Were Trouble' single might actually be better than the original. Turns out all she needed was a little bit of Nicholas Cage.
March 4, 2013 The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, there are 4 feet."
The excruciatingly long, mind-numbing minutes between 8pm and 11pm, all 180 of them, is the worst part of my day.
February 27, 2013 The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
