February 25, 2013 To say that my life has been adventure the last few years is an understatement. I met a man who had a little boy. Well that little boy is not so 'little' anymore. He's 13, almost 14, and he's also gotten to the age that he likes to pull pranks on me just to hear me scream. That is what happened a couple of weeks ago.
February 25, 2013 The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.
Today’s punchline: A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”
February 22, 2013 Rarely will you hear a guy say "I sure wish I was a woman, they've got it so much better". No, ladies, we understand you have it tougher than us guys. You were built to handle certain things, like the pain of childbirth, better than men. That doesn't mean we regret being men. Heck, we love being men and we appreciate you as women. So, with all that being said, The Morning After has compiled a list of reasons why it's good to be a man.
Lord knows that many of the musicians taking part in this year's Revolver Golden Gods have done their fair share of interviews overs the years, but in the commercial for the 2013 ceremony, they get to experience life from the other side of the microphone in what amounts to the world's most metal press conference.
Modern music's living contradiction, Maynard James Keenan, has delivered another bizarre piece of art with a video for Puscifer's cover of the Queen classic 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' Having superimposed his head, along with the head of iconic drag queen Dina Martina, onto characters from black and while films, 'Bohemian Rhapsody' proves to be maniacally hilarious.
February 19, 2013
How was your Valentine's Day? Probably better than this guy's. At least, that's what these passersby were thinking...
February 18, 2013 What do you get a wild boar who's single on Valentine's Day? Can't go wrong with a Volvo. If you like watching wild animals make whoopie with cars, then you've come to the right place.
February 15, 2013 Ladies, we understand there are times you feel misunderstood by your man. Many times, that misunderstanding can lead to an argument, fight, break-up or worse. However, even though we're fairly simple creatures, men can be misunderstood too. So, to help clear up some of the confusion or misunderstanding, The Morning After has compiled a list of things guys wish women knew.
So I broke it off with someone I really liked a lot three days ago, and then immediately got the flu. I don't want to talk about it, leave me alone. I mean, Happy Valentine's Day! Let me tell you about the weird dream I had last night!
I almost turned this video off .4 seconds into the most grating accent in the history of listening but then the female anchor said "big fat rubber end of my vibrating..." and things got interesting tout de suite
It's Valentine's Day, and we all know what that means. #CandyHeartsRejects is trending on Twitter, again. At this point it's basically a Valentine's tradition, like buying chocolates or getting into a blackout fight.
