A Man robbed an Exxon in Dallas with an awesome disguise. According to Dallas police “the suspect is seen entering the store wearing what appears to be a black and white flower dress with white boots. His face is also covered with what appears to be undergarments.” And what else would a man with underwear on his head do but “demand money, while holding what could possibly be a gun under the dress.” Sure its a gun. I’ve heard that one before. Reportedly the cops are still looking for this dude but how hard could it be to find a guy in a flower dress white boots and underwear on his head? There can’t be more than a hundred of those in the greater DFW area walking around right?

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