Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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New Soul Asylum "Gravity" Sounds Like…Well Soul Asylum. [VIDEO]
I was a huge Soul Asylum fan back in the day. WAY back in the day, like the early 90′s ya know. Well they’re back, and still Soul Asylum that’s for sure. They do have a half new lineup though. The lineup includes founders Dave Pirner and Dan Murphy, ex-Replacements and ex-Guns N’ Roses bassist Tommy Stinson and former Prince drummer Michael Bland...
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So there I was just cruising the facebook when all of sudden…this caught my eye.
So I clicked on it like every boy should. And it showed me this!
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Is It A Mushroom? No, No It’s Not. [VIDEO] [NSFW]
This is why abstinence only education DOES NOT WORK! In China a few farmers discovered what they thought was a new kind of mushroom.
To be kind it did have mushroom like tops at both ends. Oh and openings for a man to put his junk in because it was a sex toy...
Grab a Free New AWOLNation EP Right Here [AUDIO]
AWOLNation has decided to give away a new EP titled “I’ve Been Dreaming” as a free download at their website. Or maybe I grabbed it and I have them all right here for you! Yeah, I did that.
New Blues Traveler "You Don’t Have To Love Me" is Pretty Sweet [VIDEO]
If you are a Blues Traveler fan, then this is for you. From their eleventh album, Suzie Cracks the Whip, in stores June 26th, this is the first single ‘You Don’t Have To Love Me’.
And You Thought People on Drugs Were Funny? Try Cats On Drugs! [VIDEO]
Everybody has seen probably a hundred videos of people on anesthesia after the dentist, or a doctor visit. Finally some genius has found the holy grail of drugged up videos.
Want to See all the Naked People and sex From "Game Of Thrones" In One Video? I Thought So.
Normally if I saw that someone had taken all of the nudity and sex scenes from an HBO show and compiled them into 1 video, I would think it was the most awesome video of the week. Not with HBO’s “Game Of Thrones” though.
First off it seems that all of their sex is either abbreviated or interrupted...
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With the “Orion Music + More Festival” around the corner in New Jersey, we’re hearing more and more every day about all the extras the band is adding to the party. Lars ha snow dropped a seven-minute video explaining the plans for his “Hit The Lights Film Tent”.
Watch the Kayak Waterfall Stunt that put Bam Margera in the Hospital. [VIDEO]
I’ve interviewed Bam Margera before and he is one of the coolest most laid-back kind of guys you’ll ever meet. I guess he’d have to have a little down time to do so many insane stunts. This is just the most recent stunt that put him in the hospital.
"Hey, Pass Me A Beer" Stunt Video is Greatest of All Time [VIDEO]
By now most of you have seen the stunt videos of guys making really cool beer pong shots, or basketball shots etc. But most importantly of all times ever is the newest stunt video.
An Epic South Park Video Game is Coming [VIDEO]
There’s a new South Park video game coming. You get to help save the world as “the new kid”.
Spy Hunter was the Bomb! Now it Looks Like a Bomb. [VIDEO]
If you’re old enough to remember one of the greatest classic video games ever, then I have a feeling you’re about to be disappointed. “Spy Hunter” was one of the greatest games ever.