I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
RockShow Threesome: Chinese Nut Crushing Death Grip
Wow, I always knew kicking or grabbing somebody’s junk would get their attention. I had no idea that it could involve fatalities. Can you just imagine having your giggle-berries squeezed until you passed out and died? Jeez, that’s gotta suck. The story after the jump.
Happy Birthday Batman-You Old Fart
Batman turns 73 today. Of course Batman arrived fully grown in Detective Comics #27 on this day in 1939. At that time he was “the Bat-Man”.
RockShow Threesome: Don’t Ever, Ever Mistake Your Girlfriend For A Hog
Hunters like the one in our story give other hunters a bad name. I would think in the top two or three rules of hunting would be one that says something like “don’t shoot at something if you don’t know what it is”. Wouldn’t you agree that would be a good hunting ‘rule of thumb’? Yeah, now that we’re in agreement click through for the fun.
Smokin’ Poll: When Was The Last Time You Printed Or Had A Photo Printed?
This is kind of crazy when you think about it. It’s easier to take a picture than ever before, but nobody really takes that last step anymore. Some people take the time to dump the photos to their computer desktop or a digital photo frame, but it seems like most just leave their pictures on their phone or a sim card and forget about them. What about you, “When was the last time you printed or h
If You Now Love, Or Have Ever Loved, Horror Movies Go See "Cabin In The Woods" Now
Don’t let anyone spoil this movie for you, and this article will have no spoilers in it. I can only tell you that this movie is above and beyond most anything ever made. The fact is, it references most everything ever made. The problems with the previews is that since this whole movie is a twist, they can’t really tell you to much about what is going on. More after the jump:
RockShow Threesome: The Dangers Of Eating Sushi Include Butt Worms
I taught myself to like sushi. Now that I like sushi comes the “threats” that come with eating sushi. You could literally eat yourself retarded or end up with a giant worm coming out of one or more of your holes. More after the jump.
Godsmack’s Robbie Merrill On New Album & Mass Chaos Tour
We were fortunate enough to have Godsmack’s Robbie Merrill call in and he was ready for a good time! If you’ve ever heard the RockShow, we refuse to take any of this stuff seriously. Heathen even started the interview singing the “Wes is a butthole” song. This was something that Robbie quickly picked up on. More after the break.
RockShow Threesome: Man Posts Crimes On Facebook Plus CHAINSAW TO THE THROAT!
Hey what’s worse that putting pictures of your crimes on Facebook? Committing crimes against the POLICE and putting the pictures on Facebook. Yes technology is allowing us a whole new class of dumbass criminals. More after the jump.
Ted Nugent’s Arc Of Douchebaggery
There was a time, around 1976 that Ted Nugent was the coolest, wildest thing on earth..or so we thought. It turns out that if we would have done a little digging, we would have found out that he is completely and utterly, full of sh!t. Now I sit here looking at a boyhood hero and all I see is a loud mouth assh*le. Now Ted, before you get up in arms and try to intimidate me, I’m not one of those
Godsmack Covers The Beatles, Pink Floyd And Metallica
The secret is out. The three remaining covers on the Godsmack “Live and Inspired” c.d. have been revealed. The band will add covers from the Beatles, Pink Floyd and Metallica to their repertoire along with the previously released Joe Walsh and Zeppelin covers. More after the jump.
Smokin’ Poll: What Is Your Favorite Old Skool Home Video Game?
This is a fun one. We’re looking for those old skool games you wore out! Stuff like Mario, Sonic, Link, Pitfall, or whatever. What is your favorite old skool home video game. I myself am going with Castlevania. Now, if we included arcades, I’d go Robotron, but I didn’t think it translated well to the home market. So when you got your first and/or favorite video game system, “What is your favo
RockShow Threesome: The Great Columbian Whore Debate
Well our secret service has stepped into it. They found themselves having a good time with some Colombian hookers putting themselves in a tight spot (both literally and figuratively). The question at hand is, how big of a ‘breach of trust’ is this? Does it open them up for blackmail or just make them stupid? We get into it on this one next: