I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
Are The Offspring "Caprockin’" In "Days Go By Video"?
I’m not going to stretch this out any longer, this video was not shot on the Texas Caprock. You’ll think it was, not only because of the terrain, but the proximity of the wind turbines (which was the first thing that go me going). I researched this one and it was actually shot in the California desert. More after the jump.
Don’t Look For "High School" Around Here
Sorry but I apologetically LOVE stoner comedies. I always have. I’m not really a stoner, but I just love the goofy good natured fun of Cheech & Chong, Harold & Kumar, Grandmas Boy and others. There’s a new one that just came out this week, but it won’t be playing around these parts. Check it after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: What’s The Upside To Ripping A Guys Heart Out (Literally)?
Man the drugs keep getting stronger. Or, there’s a chance we’re just hearing some of the horror stories more. Today we’re dealing with an MMA Fighter who pulled a move you usually only see in bad kung fu movies. Details after the break.
RockShow Threesome: Man Throws Pieces Of His Own Intestines At Cops
There are disturbed people. Then there are really disturbed people. There are also people who really like Disturbed but they are not part of this discussion. Imagine you got high or pissed enough to cut off pieces of your own body and throw them at cops. More after the break.
RockShow Threesome: What Men Look For When Looking For A One Night Stand
There are certain things that you look for when you’re looking for a ‘hookup’. In fact, you may not even know that you are looking for them. You might even want to take this list as ‘tips’ on finding a female that might be interested. More after the break.
Dear "Political Phone Call"-Please Kill Yourself
Have you been getting calls from weird numbers or even answered a ‘robo-call’ from a political ‘poll’ company or candidate? It’s funny how they can do this despite those of us who signed up to be on “do not call” lists. More after the jump.
Do You Want To See A Teddy Bear Get High And Talk Dirty? The "Ted" Trailer Is Here!
From Seth McFarlane, creator of “Family Guy” comes the story of “Ted”, a foul-mouthed partyin’ Teddy Bear. I don’t know how this concept can sustain itself over the course of a whole movie, but the trailer is pretty vulgar and by vulgar, I mean hilarious+dirty! More after the jump.
Check Out Awesome Foxy Shazam "Holy Touch" Video
Sometimes I don’t know what to think of Foxy Shazam. They may be a bit of a joke, or they may be the future of rock. All you have to do is watch their videos and you can be instantly transfixed with this band. Coming up, I have TWO killer videos for you. The first is a lyric video for the new single and the second is a promotional spot for their U.K. tour. Check ‘em out.
RockShow Threesome: Drunk Man Caught With Zebra And Jimmy Mac Is Tired Of Sara’s Bitching
So a cop pulls over a drunk driver and he has a zebra in his car. Yeah, a zebra. More after the jump.
Marvel: Avengers Alliance-A Facebook Game Worth Getting Hooked On
I HATED “turn-based” role-playing games. I know a lot of people loved the early Final Fantasy type games when you threw a spell during your turn and it did “x’ amount of points of damage, then the monster did something and did ‘z’ amount of damage to you. I thought they sucked, and now I’m hooked on what is just a slightly bigger version of those type of games. More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?
Man there’s a lot of pee in pools. It ain’t right, but it’s probably not half as bad as the other stuff that’s coming off you when you get in there. Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks). More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: The Cops Are Holding Your Drugs In Lost And Found, Come Claim Them
So stoners, you have to come out of your haze every once in a while. Our story today involves a man who lost a bag of mushrooms and weed. Now, ordinarily, you might go back and look, but you never, ever call and ask if your drugs have been found. More after the jump.