I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
The RockShow Big One: Always Remember To Pee Before You Commit A Crime
Welcome to the all new “RockShow Big One”. We’re going to be highlighting one particular moment of insanity or fun from the morning show. Heck, it may not even be the best of the morning, it’s just one we really want you to hear for one reason or another. We want you to hear today’s bit because it features a hot tip for all you budding criminals out there. More after the jump.
The RockShow BigOne: Nature Attempts To Thing The Herd
Sometimes people are dumb. And sometimes people are too dumb to live. Seriously, on a list of stupid people, this guy is right up there with most politicians. Get ready for an all-time knucklehead after the jump.
Kevin James Fights MMA In "Here Comes The Boom"
Wow, this looks like FUN+ROCKY. Kevin James, who is a big man (meaning a bit of a fatty), has obviously dropped a ton of weight to play a teacher who has to raise money to save some school programs. For some reason he choose mixed martial arts fighting as that way to raise money. Helping him out is Henry Winkler (The Fonz-Heyyyy!). More after the jump.
RockShow: A Piece Of History That Must Not Be Forgotten, The Pooping Bandit & Elmo Hates Jews
There are certain moments in history that shall never be forgotten. The moon landing, the, well other stuff. I think you know where I’m going with this. We’ve got a goofy moment to share with you after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Drummer Busted For Doing Something That Looks Like Drumming
Have you ever knocked out a drumbeat on your steering wheel? Chances are if you’re a rocker, you’ve done it more that a few times. One many claims that was just what he was doing and not what he is accused of. Details after the jump.
See The Muppets Rock Scenes From "Pulp Fiction"
I think it’s pretty safe to say that this is the best thing you’ll see this week. It’s an animated version of “the Muppets” doing Pulp Fiction. It’s even bleeped so you can share it at work. There are some graphic parts however and and especially annoying Muppet gets his head blown off. Enjoy “Puppet Fiction” after the break.
"Fright Night" Is Great Fun
I loved the original “Fright Night”. It mixed comedy with some genuinely scaring ideas. Seriously, who would you call for help if you thought a vampire was eating your neighborhood? The remake, sorry to say, is better than the original. The original mixed a little goofy with a little scary, the remake mixes really funny with very scary. More after the jump.
I Wanna Be On Jeopardy!
Trust me, I wouldn’t last five minute on Jeopardy. Even without a buzzer I get maybe one out of ten or fifteen questions correctly (or correct ENOUGH) in my book. The people on Jeopardy are super smart. These people are like the top 1% of the smartest people in the world. These people are like those cartoon owls that wear graduation cap smart (and that’s smart). There is one way I would excel
RockShow Threesome: Alcohooligans, Legs or Breast & The Brite Side
Drunk people are funny..to a point, that’s for sure, but they are often funny. As long as no body gets killed or gets vomit on them, drunks are good for a laugh or too. I don’t know how cops keep a straight face when dealing with them sometimes. Details after the jump.
Thai Anti-Smoking Promotion Will Tear You Up
Wow, sometime the best way to teach people something is to just hold a mirror up to them. The concept is simple, two little kids go around asking smokers for a light. I’ll let the video tell the rest of the story. More after the jump.
Get Psyched For "The Prototype" See The Trailer Here
Man I like the looks of this movie. The thing I like best is that it doesn’t look all computer generated and stuff, it looks more “organic” (which is a strange thing for a movie essentially about a robot). I also like how the robot has got a cool steampunk vibe even thought the movie apparently takes place in our near future. More after the jump.
Please Help Get This Monkey Off Our Backs!
There is a game on Facebook called Jungle Safari. Like a lot of Facebook games, it’s very addictive. I’m not hatin’ here, but if you want to play more than a couple minutes your friends have to help you out, or worse, you have to pay.