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5 Ways to Recover From a Valentine’s Day Blunder
(Guys always screw up on Valentine's Day. Smethanie tells you how to recover.)
It's Valentine's Day. Love is in the air. Well, Hallmark claims it is at least. Babies are on the loose, shooting unregistered weapons at unsuspecting strangers...
For Sale: Oversized Vagina, Slightly Used
After a long day at the office, sometimes you just want to collapse into a warm, soft, comforting pink vagina. Well, now, no matter your dating status, you can!
What Women Were REALLY Doing While Men Were Watching the 2012 Super Bowl
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(While millions of men watched the 2012 Super Bowl, many women did not. Smethanie tells us what those women did instead.)
Super Bowl Sunday – there was excitement in the air, mixed with the smell of wings and spilled beer. It d
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The Funniest Tweets About Internet Blackout For SOPA Protest
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With Wikipedia going black for a day in protest of the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), the Internet was ripe with “black” and “going down” jokes. Not to worry, we gathered some of the funniest for you:
It looks like YouPorn has gone black as well. Wait, no. There are some As...
5 Foolproof Ways to Recover from Calling Her the Wrong Name During Sex
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So you’ve got a girl (a real live one!) in your bed or you’ve negotiated your way into hers. Things are getting hot and heavy. Your brain has turned off and your body is working on pure animalistic impulses. And then i
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