Justin Massoud
‘Diablo III’ Memes Poke Fun at Server Issues
On Tuesday, the long-in-development, and even longer-anticipated, PC action-RPG Diablo III was released.
Play The ‘Mad Men’ Drinking Game & 8-Bit Video Game
AMC’s hit drama “Mad Men” returns for a fifth season with a two-hour premiere on Sunday, March 25th. Originally, we planned to celebrate like most men: admiring Christina Hendricks‘ assets then Googling “Christina Hendricks pictures” during commercial breaks. Now we can add a drinking game and choose your own adventure to that list.
UK Radio Station Plays Porno Sounds On-Air
Jazz FM listeners who normally tune in for smooth sounds instead heard some rough stuff when a UK station’s ‘Funky Sensation’ program played the full audio from a pornographic movie over the airwaves this weekend.
Row Team Takes Off Clothes, Breaks World Record
An all-female group of British rowers proved that some things are just easier when you’re naked. The five adventurous ladies paddled their way across the Atlantic Ocean sans clothing in 45 days, breaking the previous world record (for speed, not the being nude part) in the process.
‘BoneCraft’ is Just What You Expect From a Perverted Video Game [REVIEW]
It’s no longer taboo for video games to feature sexual intercourse but that doesn’t mean developers have successfully crossed that particular uncanny valley. Sex in most modern games is still either an awkward affair where the player taps buttons to direct an unfolding scene, or something only alluded to by a fade to black – like some Hays Code-era noir flick.
You Won’t Believe What This Woman Did To Get Breast Implants
It’s not uncommon for high-profile bank robbers to be given nicknames based on physical attributes or style. See: Baby Face Nelson and Charles “Pretty Boy” Floyd. Keeping with that unwritten law, it’s fair to dub a 23-year-old woman who orchestrated a bank heist so she could afford breast implants the “Boob Job Bandit.” The hook? She was the teller that handed over the dough in the robbery.
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Woman Farts in a Jar and Naturally Lists it on eBay
Farts are funny, there’s no denying it but are they lucrative? A Utah woman has carefully placed her flatus in a glass jar and listed the smelly sample on eBay.
Meet Annie Norris, the UK’s New Pole Dancing Champion [VIDEO]
There’s prestige in pole dancing. No longer relegated to seedy strip clubs, the sexy activity has become mainstream, spawning instructional videos, workout routines and legitimate competitions.
Man Calls 911 on Prostitutes Who Refused Him Sex
A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.
Exhibitionistic Couple Has Sex on Train, Gets Kicked Off, Then Finishes Deed on Platform
Where was the craziest place you’ve had sex? For one unabashed couple, that place was a subway train in Toronto. Then, moments later, it was on the train’s boarding platform.
Naked Santas Aim for World Record in San Francisco
Dozens of men and women donned Santa garb on a blistery cold New York City weekend, jumped into sleighs (i.e. taxi cabs) and headed toward naughty places to drink, drank and drunk. Their holiday-spirited peers in San Francisco also did all of the above, except naked. All in the name of a world record.
Paulina Gretzky Ends Twitter ‘Silence’ With Hot New Picture
Paulina Gretzky wasn’t content with just breaking our hearts by announcing after Thanksgiving that she was taking a “break from Twitter.” Now, she’s actually playing with the shattered pieces.