![Toby Keith Kicks Ass [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/142/files/2011/09/toby1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Toby Keith Kicks Ass [AUDIO]
Yeah we said it. Toby Keith kicks ass. Now, we couldn’t name even ONE Toby Keith song. Read and hear why we think he kicks ass up next.
All we know about Toby Keith is apparently he’s a big country star. We also know he’s friends with our friend Rodney Carrington. We know he fought with the Dixie Chicks and wears a straw hat. We do know we respect him after hearing his latest statement.

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