The Worst Hooker Story Ever [AUDIO]

We’ve found that a lot of things can go wrong with prostitution.  First, it’s kind of illegal.  Second it seems that a lot of crazy people use prostitutes.  Third it seems that prostitutes are a little crazy.  Check out this story we’ll call “Hoes and Coincidences”.  More after the jump.

I guess if you’re calling an escort service you can let your preferences be known, but you really don’t know what you’ll get until she gets there.  This guy got a big surprise.