The Official NO-SPOILER Guide to Going to Pee During 'Avengers'

There are no “spoilers” in this article. It’s important to note that because people are going to unprecedented lengths to avoid anything resembling a spoiler for Avengers: Endgame which hits theaters April 25. We here on the Buzz Adams Morning Show are definitely honoring the “no-spoiler” rules.

The run time of the movie is over three hours so even if you visit the restroom right before the movie starts you’re very likely to need a break during the movie. You certainly don’t want to miss anything important but when you gotta go you gotta go.

So, here are the three key moments, according to people who have seen the movie already, when you can take a quick bathroom break without missing anything TOO important.

Again, none of these are spoilers but I know a lot of people are extra-extra touchy about this movie. So if you don’t want to hear anything, even if it’s non-spoiler and is solely for the benefit of your bladder, stop reading HERE!!

Seriously, I’m about to reveal the moments it’s ok to take a bathroom break .

There are NO spoilers but this is your last warning.

OK. Here are the three best moments in Avengers: Endgame for you to run to the restroom:

ONE MORE CHANCE TO BACK OUT IF YOU WANT.

1.) When the San Francisco title card comes on the screen.

2.) When the Hulk is having lunch

3.) When the New Jersey title card appears on the screen.

See, Brandon and Lisa?! Nothing got spoiled. You just know that at least on scene happens in San Francisco, one scene happens in New Jersey and the Hulk eats lunch. Wait…I didn’t know the Hulk eats lunch. If you calm down enough to have a nice lunch, aren’t you calmed down enough to turn back into Dr. Bruce Banner?

Hmmm. I wonder if knowing the Hulk has lunch IS a spoiler in any way.