fireworks

So yeah I understand that there's a crapload of fires everywhere in Texas. And would never be one to put firefighters in more jeopardy than they already are. But this is Independence Day dammit! And I want some fireworks. So here's me, with the aid of a midget friend, not one of my daughters CPS, and some sparklers. Enjoy!

Simple enough. With the drought and extreme wildfire conditions going on in our state I figured it would be nice to show you where they have banned fireworks from being set off. In pretty  much all of these counties they have also cancelled any city fireworks displays too so you might as well avoid them all-together if you're looking for a show...

Forget about the dawn's early light, this Fourth of July is all about the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air and maybe even a couple of spiders. Those are the ones that, well, look kind of like a spider, anyway. In honor of the Fourth, here are 10 great fireworks displays throughout the country. If your ...

Sorry folks, fireworks are like pot and porn, no matter what you're going to do, you're not going to make them go away. Read more after the break.