Star Wars Land Too Pricey? Here are Cheaper Alternatives

The 14 acre, billion dollar Star Wars attraction opened at Disneyland. I’m not going to lie, it looks pretty awesome.

It also looks hella expensive. Tickets, souvenirs, Bantha milk shakes…it ALL looks very cost prohibitive. But, for a fraction of the price, you can introduce your kids to the joy of Star Wars with these actual knock-off Star Wars items all of which are available on Etsy.

• 1.) Jabba the Hutt Made out of Doo-Doo

Just because it looks like crap doesn’t mean it’s actual crap. Cast in resin, yours for only $26.20

• 2.) Authentic Chinese Rubber Atrocities

Why does the top left look like Darth Vader and Mr. Crabs had a baby? And is that a…a GUN coming out of the top of yellow R2-D2’s head?!?

• 3.) Death Star Janitor

As much as we like to tell ourselves the Death Star was a purely military target, you KNOW there had to be some maintenance workers on board. #neverforget

• 4.) An Abomination, This is

The green stick in his hand tells me this is Yoda but everything else about it is saying that it’s Shrek. Well, they’re both green and love living in a swamp. Jar-Jar Donkey sold seperatly .

• 5.) Star World Carry-Case

You really need to zoom in to appreciate the fine details.

“OK, Darth Vader’s wearing a skirt. Check. Chewbacca is a hippie gorilla. Check. And R2-D2 is a steampunk Franklin Stove. Great work, everybody! We’ve changed it just enough that Lucas can never sue us. At least, not in one of our Guangzhou courts anyway. “