Santa Reassembles Pickled People Parts [AUDIO]

Have you ever wondered how Saint Nicholas got to be a Saint?  There is that matter of miracles you have to perform. I know that’s whats keeping me from being a Saint.  I only have one miracle.  It’s a miracle I’m on the radio.  More after the jump.

So Santa had to deal with a grisly discovery and “technically” make some zombies to get his Sainthood.  This is a real creepy story.  Here you go: