Man With World’s Worst Name Arrested

The reporting Madison, Wisconsin police officer must have had a spell-check meltdown as a man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested on parole violations.

30-year-old Zopittybop-bop-bop was charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia and marijuana. This violates his parole from previous weapons charges.

Let’s talk about why we really care about this story — that name. Born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, the Wisconsin native legally changed his name (proof of which is posted in his Facebook profile photos) to Beezow (first name) Doo-doo (middle name, yes middle name: Doo-doo) Zopittybop-bop-bop (last name). The Grateful Dead and zombie movie fan was reportedly arrested Thursday and still in jail as of Sunday.

Though we probably won’t see “Free Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop” t-shirts anytime soon, there is no word on his bail – or, for that matter, the origin of his name.  We think we’ve got an idea.

[via The Capitol Times]